The other day my husband asked me how many orchids I had and I answered honestly, "I don't know, really don't care."
He proceeded to COUNT them
....booger.....(at least those under lights) and made sure to tell me THAT number did not include the blooming Phals in the kitchen window OR the "numerous" Cyms, Oncs, Sobralia and Catts outdoors.
I don't think he is devious enough to have counted ALL of them, but he may be catching on to my deceptions/diversions. I quickly rebutted by pointing out how much SPACE I still have to add more. I mean, the orchids I have under lights have lots of elbow room!! Not to even mention they have a room to themselves and two more walls to put more light stands. At this point he is an innocent; he has NO idea how bad this can get!
