AWWWW! Come on Anton it can't be as bad as all that. Bling is good for the soul. 
Besides, I wasn't trying to outbling anyone, I just thought it was cute. I used to go by less is more, and I got this dog. His name was Noble is as Noble Does. He was beautiful, and very noble looking. However he loved bling. He wore necklaces (Mardi gras necklaces were his favorite), and liked his toenails painted with glitter. The smartest bravest guy I knew, and completely devoted to me. His favorite things were pink and purple and believe me he could tell between a blue toy and a pink one. Just as I was positive that Noble was same-sex oriented, he knocked up my female Mirranova. I kept two of his pups, Noble's Rancid Millions (Rance), and Noble's Glitterbug Blings (Bling-Bling). They have been of great comfort to me since his death.
So here is what I know, and learned from a dog. Dancing for joy at anytime is fun, bling is good, and always greet those you love with enthusiasm and bouncing joy. 
Oh, and my other dane is Buzz Lightyear of Starcomand 
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"If nature ever showed her playfulness in the formation of plants, this is visible in the most striking way among the orchids. They take on the form of little birds, of lizards, of insects, a man, a woman, sometimes like a clown who excites our laughter. They represent the image of a lazy tortoise, a melancholy toad, an agile, ever-chattering monkey. Nature has formed orchid flowers in such a way that, unless they make us laugh, they surely excite our greatest admiration." Jacob Breynius
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